Jake, being the good guy that he is, composed a list of "hard truths" that I was going to post here on a week-to-week basis, but as you can tell, I have become rather slack.
However... on this list, there are a few of these "hard truths" that cna be grouped together. And so tonight, I bring you my favourite collection. The manly collection.
With no further ado;
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
Eating a piece of fruit with a knife makes you feel manly.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Lighting matches makes you feel manly.
Doing anything with fire or knives makes you feel manly.
Ahhhh, the manly collection in all its firey, knifey manliness.
I feel Ladies and Gentleman, that I know Jake well enough to add my own little life lesson to the Manly Collection;
Wearing a suit makes you feel manly. (And heres a tip guys; Girls? They totally love a guy in a suit.)
This I'm afraid concludes this afternoons Jake's Blog time. Don't worry though, I, Jake's Friend, will be back.
And here is an actual picture of Jake, to make up for the cartoon you were presented with earlier;
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| So this is Jake (I never said I would show you his face) |
And isn't he marvellous Ladies and Gentleman?
:)
